I Hate the Bitch Sox!

Hate is always been a strong word. I remember my parents telling me to never hate anyone, but unfortunately I did not listen to this advice. There are reasons to hate; Al Queda hates the United States, the Jews not really caring for Hitler, and my neutered dog’s hatred for dogs that still have their [...]

Its just the Retro encabulator

I like to think that I’m somewhat tech savvy but this video by Rockwell automation just reminds me of my days in my space aeronautics classes…hehe.  That crazy professor and his jargon, gosh darn it I can’t figure out what the hell he’s talking about.  Is this in the book?  What fricken page is he reading [...]

Rambo 4 release…coming sometime in January

When I was 8 I loved this Rambo, aka John J. Rambo. John had a thirst for blood…”when you’re pushed, killing is as easy as breathing.” What more could a little 8 year old ask for? I mean this guy was BA. Oh I remeber those days when I had the GI Joe pajamas and [...]

Taste of October…all class…sometimes no balls

After much consultation from our lawyers, the dali lama, the pope, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and the staff at PFO; we’ve decided to take down Allison Stokkes –Athlete of the week post. Though she still will go down in PFO infamy as the very first athlete of the week.
As I was picturing her scaling [...]

My Precious…its MINE!

I found this over lunch…I don’t think I caught this when they aired it awhile back. That crazy Gollum, he reminds me of my moms yorkie terrier! Hopefully the vid still works, Viacomm keeps taking this down off of youtube’s site…the recording industry is LAME!

On another note, I’d like to link to a loyal Twins [...]

Piranha lure test 1

Well as you all know, or if you don’t know, it was fishing opener here in the Land of 10,000 Lakes. I was just itching to get out and use my newly acquired Limited Edition Little Piranhas fishing lure.
So I’m having problems with the first couple of casts and decide to pullout the secret weapon. [...]

ASS BATS

Does anyone know how to get into direct contact with Terry Ryan? I need to talk to him right away about the Twins offense. Apparently, the bat companies have stopped sending Twins players regular bats and started sending them ass bats. From what I have gathered someone deep insided Jerry Reinsdorf’s Turkish bath house is [...]

FREE KEVIN SLOWEY

The Sidney Ponson experiment must end. Does the man even throw out of the wind-up, or due to his previous history has Bud Selig made Ponson start with runners on every inning? Its time to FREE KEVIN SLOWEY. I hope Terry Ryan and company are not worrying that this will be Ponsons last shot. Kansas [...]

An ode to the Duluth seagull…

Mine?

Hmm…that’s an interesting fantasy name

This was posted on dead spins website and I got a good chuckle out of it, check it out:
http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/espn-is-watching-you-and-your-filthy-mouth-255136.php 
I tried this with my Jeep Cherokee once, it didn’t end up as lucky as this guy.