When I was 8 I loved this Rambo, aka John J. Rambo. John had a thirst for blood…”when you’re pushed, killing is as easy as breathing.” What more could a little 8 year old ask for? I mean this guy was BA. Oh I remeber those days when I had the GI Joe pajamas and I use to pretend I was an army man. The only pajamas that could beat those GI Joe ones were my Superman pj’s. I mean superman pj’s with a detachable cape is every kids wet dream.

Anyways, back to RAMBO! I could really shoot up the neighborhood back then, believe me. My mom can vouch for this. Though I think my little brother was better at it, he learned from a long generation of true 8 year old killers. The two brothers before him passed down the knowledge, so finely tuned it was almost written in stone by moses himself. “AND ON THIS DAY YOU SHALL HAVE A RED BANDANA AROUND YOUR HEAD AND ASK WHY WON’T ARE COUNTRY LOVE US BACK.” Moses was kind of a prick back then and is still kind of a tight wad with the laws.

Well without further delay, here’s the beast from within…John J. Rambo. I want you to know Rambo, I’m rooting for you. You might want to fast forward to 2 minutes, its prett lame with dialogue which an 8 year old doesn’t really understand. Check out the youtube comments maybe, I found them funny.  I never caught this the first time but is that George Steinbrenner at about 1:28, I think it is?

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