Hate is always been a strong word. I remember my parents telling me to never hate anyone, but unfortunately I did not listen to this advice. There are reasons to hate; Al Queda hates the United States, the Jews not really caring for Hitler, and my neutered dog’s hatred for dogs that still have their jewels intact. Well I also hate, I hate Hawk Harrelson and the White Sox. I live in Chicago, and I am a big Twins fan. I have had to suffer through that ass clown known as Hawk Harrelson enough. Today was a breaking point. The Twins had beaten the Bitch Sox in the first two games at the dome; beating these classless hacks like circus monkeys. Well my man or my man in drag, Hawk Harrelson, had to continue throughout the broadcast blaming the series on the umpires. This was not one of Hawk’s patented smarmy remarks, this was repeatedly uttered every friggin inning. My wish this Christmas will be that Hawk will quit whinning like a little bitch and just announce some baseball games. No wonder the Twins great Kent Hrbek this spring told PA and Dubay to, “kick Hawk in the ass” when they see him.
TAKE THAT HAWK, YOUR PROBABLY THE REASON MOST TWINS FANS HATE THE BITCH SOX, hence the name. Now, I feel a lot better.

Twins Notes:

Kevin Slowey has been officially freed from Rochester. At this point in time he will be in Minnesota, but lets consider Slowey out of Rochester on parole.

Justin Morneau treated the White Sox pitching like a rabid dog pouncing on a toothless cat. I just made that up so shut up.

After some serious help, I am starting to not hate Nick Punto’s play as much.

Keep the comments coming. I enjoy reading them, and for the poster telling me not to get my panties in a bunch, I will try because I only wear panties on Fridays. TC, I enjoy you as a mascot, but your a friggin bear. Go Twins, and die ass bats.

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