It has been a while since I have posted, but one thing has bothered me since the Twins sweep of Chicago, that the White Sox can’t take being beaten by the Twins. One of my most hated Bitch Sox is one Sun-Times writer Joe Cowley. “>Read this article from May 12 last year.

O.K. The Twins came back and won the division and the White Sox fell apart last year. So I and probably many Twins fans decided to remind Mr. Cowley of his article. Here is this smug little assholes response. Note that this man writes for a major paper in Chicago and he banters with fans from other teams, a true professional at his craft. So here is my email to this clown. (Now I admit its quite childish, but hell I’m not the professional writer here.)

Dear Joseph,

Ever heard of of a thing called a jinx. YOU JUST JINXED YOUR FAVORITE LITTLE BASEBALL TEAM. How about the Joe Cowley curse!!! May I remind you that the division is not won in early May. Also, the Twins actually have a farm system in which they don’t have to BUY players. I think you should eat some crow and actually write an article admitting your wrong. Then I might have some respect for you as a sports journalist. Until then I think I will remind you daily about your article. SLEEP TIGHT! PLAYOFFS BABY!!! FOUR OUT OF FIVE YEARS!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES!!!! I’VE WITNESSED TWO WORLD SERIES IN MY LIFETIME!!!!
ROGERS PARK TWINS GUY

Now here is this ass-clowns response. He never owned up once, and he then claims he only cheers for one team. Notice how he had to include the other sports.

xxxx,

First of all, not from Chicago. The only team I cheer for is the Pittsburgh Steelers. And yes, four out of five years your team has been in the postseason. And, wait, how many World Series rings did they get out of those?

I’m glad you’ve witnessed two World Series in your life. If that is true, then you also witnessed the city of Chicago winning a Super Bowl, a World Series and six NBA Championships. Ouch! Then again, the Gophers did win some college hockey thing that no one cares about.

JC

Here is my response which he did not reply too.

Joe

How about I actually like the Bulls, and grew where Phil Jackson grew up. So MY team actually won. GOT ME THERE. How about the Bears actually winning a playoff game in the last 12 years? At least the Twins made the playoffs buddy. You can’t buy tickets to watch Mark Beurhle sit in a tree stand.

xxxx

Now you would think this man would just quit being a smarmy little bitch, but on Friday he wrote this article. Two days after the Twins swept the White Sox, and his little team of bitches were have quite a time handling those dreaded Toronto Blue Jays.

You would think this man would just quit being a whiny bitch, but no. Well, that’s Chi Town for you! BOO HOO HOO.  Joe Cowley can be reached at: jcowley@suntimes.com

Here’s what some other people are saying about Cowley:
Results Disoriented
SimonOnSports
MNTwinsTalk

Twins Notes:

Apparently the Twins have caught a case of the ass bats while on the west coast.

Where have you gone Joe Mauer? How about you just kick Punto out of the two hole (and in the balls), and get over the case of the pussitis. I have talked to the Twins trainers and they recommend some vagisil. Just kidding Joe is the man.

Well, last time I checked Nick Punto still sucks.

Peace,

WWTRD

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