The twins sweep the Braves….hooray!  Down two nuts in the ninth the twins pulled out their rally monkeys and beat that junk baller Bob Wickman.  The dreaded piranhas wouldn’t go away and Redmond was smelling the game winning RBI.  Twins win…Twins win! 

In the broadcasting department, Marney Gellnar was just thrilled because she can actually do something for the post game report.  The Fox Sports Net producer started panicking because he couldn’t find Marney right away.  Steve Lloyd, FSN sports net producer, said he found Marney at the concession stand mowing down left over dome dogs with the legendary Yankees catcher Yogi Berra.  I said to Marney: 

What the hell are you doing the Twins have come back, THEY’RE BAAACK!  Get your ass out there and make magic Marney, make magic!

Marney embarassed that she had spilled mustard on her white shirt asked politely if Yogi had an extra napkin. Yogi replied no, but said that he could lick it off. Marney leaves disgusted but happy that she was able to get down 4 of 5 dogs beating the legendary catcher who put down 2.75 of his 5. Yogi replied, I’m old and I’ve got heart burn damn it.

Marney, I love you but sometimes you just need a little lift like a come from behind win to boost your performance for the day.  Marney is PFO’s announcer of the week.  Usually we favor Bert because he’s goofy and he’s been know to drop f bombs but today, Marney shines.  Go Marney!  You did good too Twins.

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