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Ever wonder what it would be like to have a beer with the Pope? I’ve kind of compiled a list in my head over the years of people that I would have a beer with. I’m not really a big fan of the pope or the catholic church for that matter but think it would make for a pretty funny, I had a beer with… It would probably make for a good conversation starter…well I’ve had a beer with the Pope.  For some reason I feel like I’d ask him some questions and he’d undoubtedly give me the ultimatum, “because I said so…” 

I bet the pope is pretty hip regardless, in fact I’ve even heard that he owns an Ipod.  I’m not sure how Steve Jobs, Apple, and their marketing department did it but I hear the Pope is into pumping up to his christian rock before his service….you go POPE!  The Papacy medical staff is worried about his hearing, stating he has a history of hearing/listening problems.

Does the Pope drink beer or is he a strictly wine kind of pope? For some reason a man of faith seems like someone who would be constrained to wine.  I bet he’s a huge ‘wino.’  I mean look at him, he looks like he’s drinking a dry Merlot or something.  I’m not much of a “wino” so I’m not sure what wine would make your face look like this.  I could probably make some ’south park’ esk remarks but I’ll refrain and just link to them.  Though sometimes Catholics are so so easy to make fun of.  What are some of your favorite Catholic jokes or religious jokes for that matter?  I found this joke somewhat funny from the previous link about the biblical ways to acquire a wife:

Don’t be so picky.  Make up for quality with quantity. 
  —Solomon (1 Kings 11:1-3)

A wife?  NOT!
  —Paul (1 Corinthians 7:32-35)

And so it is written in the book in the book of Kings and Corinthians, haha.  They say taking the Bible literally can be a very spirtual thing…hehe. 

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