I come in peace…
Joakim Noah joyfully accepted being drafted by the Bulls giving the official announcement on his website stating, “To the Bulls and the NBA, I come in peace”. This is a sigh of relief from some NBA officials who in early reports voiced concerns of the origins of this Florida Gator.
They’ve had reports that he is from some remote village in a far off planet, rumors he’s from Uranus. This was only specualtion and could not confirmed. We have yet to find out if Noah is from a far off place and if he indeed “comes in peace”? Will he become the next Michael Jordan and take over basketball and the world? NBA officials are taking no chances, and have secretly equipped Noah with a tracking device and a shocking device. They tried it out before the draft and Noah’s hair poofed out to the side. NBA officials have actually released other photo’s of Noah which are believed to be in his other form. Check it out and decide for yourself?
P.S. Garnett is unfortunately still with the T-wolves…this guy just needs a chance somewhere else, seriously.
