Why Do My Dogs Act Stupid?

(Note: Though I do own two dogs, this story is for entertainment purposes and I would never think of doing this to my furry wet nose friends, nor would I recommend anyone doing this.  This is a tasteless joke people.) 
I have often have wondered why the hell my dogs act so stupid?  I have two mangy mutts and [...]

Nick Punto Slams Twins To A Win!

What the hell just happened.  The Twins were showing their usually impressive offensive today, when WHAM, Nick Punto goes yard.  Behind, Punto’s homerun the Twins pulled off a much needed win over the Anaheim /Los Angeles/ Englewood/ Long Beach/ Northern San Diego/ South Pacific Ocean Angels.  Someone kick me in the balls because I can’t [...]

Reasons to keep fishing…

So here it is, coleslaw’s first rant. One idea I came up with was to try and think of creative ways a person could use The Piranhas fishing lure during the offseason. When it’s not busy hooking Jason Kubel’s cleats down to the turf on a routine fly ball, the lure could find itself some [...]

Still Bitching in the Big Chi

It has been a while since I have posted, but one thing has bothered me since the Twins sweep of Chicago, that the White Sox can’t take being beaten by the Twins. One of my most hated Bitch Sox is one Sun-Times writer Joe Cowley. “>Read this article from May 12 last year.
O.K. The Twins [...]

It doesn’t make a can of beans difference

randomMost people who look at this title will be like, wtf?  “With that being said” I would just like to dedicate this post to my father, mi papi.  Like it or not, he’s molded me into the gremlin I am today.  Watch out magwi’s and that little cute bastard Gizmo.  Bye Bye!
My Dad has always been [...]

Managers gone wild!

What is it with the managers these days?  I mean we’ve had some blow ups of late.  Most notably the Cubs Lou Piniella and the AA Mississippi Braves manager, Phillip Wellman.  We’re all use to Piniella’s blowups but damn that AA manager took it to a new level.  I have got to post his blowup, this [...]

When machines take over…Transformers!

In honor of the upcoming film, Transformers, I’m going to post this video.  It’s not even really related to the new film transformers that much but I needed some whitty theme for this post.  Actually on second thought I’m going to post the new trailer, this thing looks sweet.  I know the purest out there [...]