What are the Twins missing?
Posted on July 30th, 2007 by hotsauce
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I guess it was inevitable that the Twins were going to get rid of Luis Castillo, Terry Ryan made it evident he would be gone by the end of the year. So let the pawning of the ‘valuable’ players begin.
Maybe what the Twins are missing is some ‘Marble Columns’. I think if we got some ‘Marble Columns’ in the metrodome, we’d be set…I mean it wouldn’t hurt! Maybe Dr. Morneau could hit the ball through our very own ’Marble Columns’. SOMEBODY TELL TERRY RYAN TO GET SOME MARBLE COLUMNS!!! WE GOTTA GET OURSELVES SOME MARBLE COLUMNS!


Rincon for Piazza. I’m telling you, we need a bat and Neshek is a better set-up man. We made some money from the Castillo trade and it’ll cover the difference in salaries while filling that gaping hole at the DH position.
I’d take Rincon for Piazza, pawn off the gopher baller…
HS
Oh for funny!