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http://youtube.com/watch?v=77aw9dG7tis
Can anyone tell me why complete idiots keep coming to the defense of Michael Vick. Lately the intellectuals of the athletic world have come together in defense of his barbaric acts. You would think someone would tell ass clowns such as Clinton Portis, Chris Samuel, Roy Jones Jr., and Stephon Marbury to just keep their traps closed, but no, we are subjugated to the complete idiocy of these buffoons. Some athletes should just play their game and spare us from their lunacy.

Let us start with the comments made by everyone’s favorite point guard Stephon Marbury. The problem I have is most of these athletic baby Einsteins never make any god damn sense. Here is Stephon’s statement comparing deer hunting and dog fighting, “I think, you know, we don’t say anything about people who shoot deer (in fact in the interview he said DEERS) or shoot other animals. You know, from what I hear, dogfighting is a sport. It’s just behind closed doors.” Well lets discuss this ridiculous comment in itself, first of all deer hunting is legal. But the biggest problem I have with this is as far as I remember deer hunting does not consisting of hunters sitting around watching deer rip each other apart with their strong powerful jaws. Now, that would scare the shit out of any five year old who loves Bambi. If Mr. Marbury would of listened in his Biology classes in high school, or attended, or did not have someone do his homework, or even read the the text for him, he would of learned that deer hunting is a way to save deer by controlling the population and thus reducing the spread of disease. Another quote that made me laugh was this, “I think he’s one of the superb athletes, and he’s a good human being. ” O.K., I think all role models such as Gandhi, Dr. King, and JFK were great human beings, but if history has it right they did not hang and electrocute their family pets. Note to Mr. Marbury, good human beings make the world around them better by changing the world for the better. I don’t think Vick’s actions made the world a better place, in fact Paris Hilton looks like Jesus compared to Vick. Maybe Stephon should stick to what he does best, being a selfish self absorbed basketball player, and not lecturing the American public on the rights and wrongs of dog fighting.

My next lad is Roy Jones Jr., if anyone remembers our Socrates of boxing was once caught attending cock fights (no not the gay pornographic kinds for all you sick individuals out there). In fact I can’t even describe the ramblings of Roy Jones Jr. And unfortunately I was unable to post them or transcribe them. But, ESPN.com does have the video up on its site, and to tell you if you ever want to hear someone on crack ramble on for what seems eternity, this is a must (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2988480).

Then last but not least is Clinton Portis and Chris Samuel. Who the hell knows who this Samuel dude is, but as far as judging character I can tell he is a douche. Someone needs to tell him the word is precinct. Portis everyone’s favorite drag queen is at it again making the media laugh, but his time its not about how cute his act is but how completely dumb his comments are. I really have to leave the video as proof because dissecting these comments would add to an already long post and plus it would be to easy.

Personally, this is why I think the United States needs to start a rigorous program testing everyone’s common sense on basic issues, thus giving people the right to procreate or not. Maybe this is a pipe dream, but after listening to this crap, maybe a Democratic presidential hopefully who has not shot of winning, might want to back this idea. Of course I am kidding, because idiots make the rest of us laugh and usually make us feel good about ourselves. Hell, if it wasn’t for people like Portis, Samuel, Jones, and Marbury maybe I wouldn’t really feel good about my situation in life. But I can tell you this, I am sure glad I am not as stupid as these guys. Hooked on Phonics worked for me.

For your information Nick Punto still sucks!

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