Hmm…reminds me of my acid days?
Ladies and gentleman I present you with the The Butt Biting Bug… I think we should take a new initiative in our country, let’s teach our kids to sing this song in Japanese. You know the cute songs that our music teachers made us sing that were in a different language, this would be cute as well! I mean mommy and daddy are going to have no idea that little Tommy is singing about the butt biting bug in Japanese…hehe. It’s time to start anew, a fresh start in this country I say let’s start it with this song!
Here’s the lyrics:
(chorus)
the butt biting bug
the butt biting bug
Biting biting
it’s all about biting
come get bitten, it’s a biting store!
(chorus x 2)
one ass and one makes an association!
a hippo and a hippo makes a hippopotomus!
(chorus x 2)
the bug that bites this bashful butt
after being bitten, a lovely feeling develops
(chorus x 2)
tigt asses and
hard asses and
beaten asses and
shriveled asses
the bug that bites a huge backside
the big city butts are bitter…
when you bite butts
if you bite butts
the butt biting bug…lalalala
i am still biting
the butt biting bug
when i bite butts
the butt biting bug
i want to bite butts
(chorus x 4)
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I’ll be sure to program that in my next concert.