You’ve got me bent over a barrel tigergps.com
By hotsauce on March 1st, 2009Laura Says: Hey wait! We hate to see you go. So just this once we’d like to offer you 5% OFF for making your purchase today at TigerGPS.com! CLICK HERE to take advantage of this amazing offer!
Laura Says: Just type ‘HI’ or ‘Hello’ in the space below to let me know you are there.
Laura Says: Welcome to Tiger GPS! Tiger GPS brings you the market leading brands for GPS solutions at the best prices!
Laura Says: Whenever you are ready, just type ‘HI’ or ‘HELLO’ and we can get started…
Laura Says: Please type ‘HI’ or ‘HELLO’ in the space below…
You: no
Laura Says: Remember, this offer for 5% OFF is available through this chat only and for a limited time. It may not be available tomorrow. CLICK HERE and use coupon code jandiscount to take advantage of this deal.
You: no
Laura Says: OK, Thank you for your time. To end the CHAT simply CLICK on the “X” in upper right.
You: what time is it there?
You: laura
Laura Says: This amazing offer is only available through this chat and for a limited time. CLICK HERE and use coupon code jandiscount to take advantage of this deal.
Laura Says: I’m showing 4:25PM… btw that’s Pacific
You: you tricky online vendors
Laura Says: Keep in mind that if you order right now you will receive 5% OFF! CLICK HERE and use coupon code jandiscountto order right now!
You: MY CPU is a nero net processor, a learning computer
Laura Says: My name is Laura and I’m a live virtual agent.
You: how is the virtual world these days?
Laura Says: All products sold in our store are brand new, retail version and carry a full factory warranty. We do not sell refurbished products unless we clearly specify them in both the title and description of an item.
You: i would buy but i need a 15% coupon code
Laura Says: I’m sorry, I do not have information on all our products, I just have the ability to offer you this discount. For more questions or information, please call us at (866) 798 4437 or email info@tigergps.com to contact customer service.
Laura Says: I’m sorry, I do not have information on all our products, I just have the ability to offer you this discount. For more questions or information, please call us at (866) 798 4437 or email info@tigergps.com to contact customer service.
You: it’s 15% or no deal virtual Laura
Laura Says: I am sorry, I only have limited information. For more questions or information, please call us at (866) 798 4437 or email info@tigergps.com to contact customer service.
You: well you’ve got me bent over a barrel then don’t you?
Laura Says: I am sorry, I only have limited information. For more questions or information, please call us at (866) 798 4437 or email info@tigergps.com to contact customer service.
You: how do i initiate the chat over again
You: what touch tone starts that?
You: hello
Laura Says: Hi, thanks for chatting with me today… CLICK HERE to take advantage of this amazing offer.
Laura Says: We are so sure that our prices are the lowest in the world that if you can find a better price anywhere for any item in our store, we will beat that price. Just fill out our form!
Laura Says: What about our customer service?
You: i beg to differ
Laura Says: Orders placed by 3pm EST ship the same day, all transactions on our site are 100% secure and are covered by the Yahoo Buyer Protection Program, and returns are not a problem.
Laura Says: We only have happy, satisfied customers at Tiger GPS!
Laura Says: Don’t wait any longer and remember when you order today you will receive 5% OFF! CLICK HERE and use coupon code jandiscount to take advantage of this deal.
You: but it’s past 3 PM EST
You: you do have a hot avatar pic
You: customer service would be better if they just caved and gave me 15% instead of a 5% discount
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-hs
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