We don’t need no stinken chairs

For god sakes man, would you stop it with the chairs?

And I complain about MN traffic

Wow, just wow!

Tropical Christmas…

I know our family Christmas’s have been a little bit crazy but this year we’re off to the Tropics. Must we go tropical this year?

Oh man…

Kids, try to stay away from farm animals. Especially really horny ones.
Horny Cow

I haven’t been able to sleep since

Cats or Dogs, you decide?

JACKED UP!


Gobble Gobble, MotherF*er


I gotta get me one of those…

If and when I get a dog, I would love to see him get a bath in this thing. I think if I owned one of these things, I’d set it next to my TV so I can laugh at my dog while watching football on Sunday.
A new way to keep canines clean

Mesmerizing…

For some odd reason I cannot take my eyes off of this video, it’s mesmerizing. I don’t know what it is but for some reason my eyes are glued to the monitor, it’s almost soothing.

Look what your old man made!

hot hot hot randomThis has got to be one of the funniest south park episodes, check it out. Here is the synopsis of the episode, sure genius:
Stan’s dad becomes South Park’s home-town hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.

This is the closest thing [...]